1 00:00:01,218 --> 00:00:04,221 [ Sweepers Hissing ] 2 00:00:04,308 --> 00:00:07,485 So, I've been a freegan for about a year now. 3 00:00:07,572 --> 00:00:10,532 In fact, if Al Gore really cared about the environment, 4 00:00:10,619 --> 00:00:12,621 he'd live out of Dumpsters. 5 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:15,754 You should, like, totally be in charge of the earth.Don't I know it. 6 00:00:15,841 --> 00:00:17,713 [ Woman Giggles ] 7 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,845 This is a primo Dumpster. 8 00:00:19,932 --> 00:00:23,023 Two restaurants and a convenience store use it. 9 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:25,329 You're the only person I've ever brought here. 10 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:35,513 Nobody's taken me out to dinner in, like, forever. 11 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:41,693 We are gonna indulge in a freegan feast, milady.[ Laughs ] 12 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:43,304 - Hop in. - Okay. 13 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:46,394 Ooh.[ Chuckles ] 14 00:00:46,481 --> 00:00:48,961 Fact-- "best before" dates are just marketing tools... 15 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:52,052 to increase profits and make more garbage to feed the corporate monster. 16 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:54,271 Oh, look! Eggs! 17 00:00:54,358 --> 00:00:56,447 And some apples. 18 00:00:56,534 --> 00:00:57,840 Just eat around the bruised part. 19 00:01:00,495 --> 00:01:02,540 Mmm. 20 00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:05,021 This is like throwing out a baby. 21 00:01:05,108 --> 00:01:07,154 I feel so close to you right now. 22 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:10,722 Oh! Look at all the yogurt. And the veggies. 23 00:01:10,809 --> 00:01:12,855 Wait a minute. Do you smell that? 24 00:01:12,942 --> 00:01:15,379 There's something choice down there. 25 00:01:15,466 --> 00:01:17,338 You learn to recognize scents, like a wine guy. 26 00:01:17,425 --> 00:01:19,253 Mmm.Could be meat. 27 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:22,169 Fact-- if you cook it through, it's fine. 28 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:23,866 Mmm. It's meat. 29 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,695 [ Screams ] 30 00:01:27,957 --> 00:01:31,917 [ Screaming ] 31 00:01:34,790 --> 00:01:36,444 [ Booth ] Hmm. The perfect murder? 32 00:01:36,531 --> 00:01:38,533 I'm a forensic anthropologist. 33 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:41,013 It would be odd if I didn't consider the perfect murder. 34 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:44,930 First consideration-- complete annihilation of the body. 35 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:47,324 No body, no murder. Perfect. 36 00:01:47,411 --> 00:01:49,631 Why are we talking about this? 37 00:01:49,718 --> 00:01:51,894 My car. I choose the topic of conversation. 38 00:01:51,981 --> 00:01:54,070 Also, my car achieves excellent gas mileage. 39 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:57,595 Currently... 51 miles per gallon. 40 00:01:57,682 --> 00:02:00,032 Okay. You win. So, let's talk about the perfect murder. 41 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,035 Of course, at this point, I'm simply being theoretical. 42 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,429 What do you mean, "at this point"? 43 00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:07,736 Well, there are so many variables in a person's life, 44 00:02:07,823 --> 00:02:09,694 it would be irrational to completely rule out... 45 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:12,088 the possibility of murdering someone. 46 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:14,308 No, it's not. You say "I'm never gonna murder someone." 47 00:02:14,395 --> 00:02:17,224 I don't believe in absolutes. 48 00:02:17,311 --> 00:02:19,922 Scary. You know what? You're really scaring me right now. 49 00:02:20,009 --> 00:02:22,925 Because you know that if I did commit murder, you'd never be able to catch me. 50 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:25,971 [ Laughs ] I could catch you. 51 00:02:26,058 --> 00:02:28,191 No. My plan is foolproof. 52 00:02:28,278 --> 00:02:29,845 Oh, now it's an actual plan? 53 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:40,421 Now, this is a good place to dispose of a body. 54 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:43,859 The trash men-- they come every other day, then it's off to the landfill, body never to be seen. 55 00:02:43,946 --> 00:02:46,514 Perhaps.There is no perfect murder. It's chance and luck. 56 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:48,255 My plan is perfect. 57 00:02:48,342 --> 00:02:51,475 If you can plan the perfect murder, so can I. I can too. 58 00:02:51,562 --> 00:02:53,651 [ Booth ] Yeah. Okay. What's this? That's it? 59 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:55,523 This is everything we found in the Dumpster-- 60 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:57,220 The head and hands.[ Booth ] Who found it? 61 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:59,831 - A couple of Dumpster divers. - Dumpster divers. 62 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:02,312 The prominent glabella suggests the victim is male. 63 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:04,358 [ Booth ] Whoa. Hodgins is gonna love that. 64 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:06,316 Okay, what is that, some kind of a bird's nest? 65 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:08,013 It's the victim's hair. 66 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:10,625 Wow. Okay, was he scalped? 67 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:14,585 The teeth have been shattered, most likely in an effort to obfuscate identity. 68 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:17,197 You know, a Dumpster will cause a guy to decompose pretty good too. 69 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,590 You should keep that in mind when you plan your own murder. 70 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:21,288 Anything I should know, Seeley? 71 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,681 No, Camille. 72 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:27,032 I'll need you to separate out all fragments of remains... 73 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:28,730 from the refuse.[ Insects Buzzing ] 74 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:30,949 You think the rest of him's in here?I doubt it. 75 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:34,475 Based on the striations on the distal end of the ulna, 76 00:03:34,562 --> 00:03:37,782 it's clear the hands were sawed off. 77 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:40,785 Overall, I must say this was a well-conceived method for disposal. 78 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:43,223 Right. Is that how you would do it? 79 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:45,181 I'm sorry. I can't share my murder plans with you. 80 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:47,749 [ Booth ] Why?You are dating a journalist. 81 00:03:47,836 --> 00:03:50,665 If, in a postcoital haze, you relayed my method, 82 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:53,407 she might print it for killers everywhere to see. 83 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:55,322 Right. Because, you know, dismemberment and murder... 84 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:57,933 is my topic of conversation after sex. 85 00:03:58,020 --> 00:04:02,111 There is something unusual about the phalanges, Dr. Brennan. 86 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:07,247 Flattened exostosis on the first metacarpal and proximal phalanx. 87 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:09,597 -That? Even I know what that is. -You do? 88 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:11,773 Yeah. Old Army Ranger buddy of mine had the same injury. 89 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:14,166 He got it from shooting a Desert Eagle handgun. 90 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,518 - You think he's military? - No, but victim definitely had a thing for big guns. 91 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:19,650 The evidence is consistent with your theory. 92 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:22,218 That's right. You see? 'Cause I always get my man. 93 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:23,611 I am a woman. 94 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:03,955 [ Device Beeps ] 95 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,828 Dr. Brennan? 96 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:08,308 Yes, Dr. Saroyan? 97 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:10,658 Is this a good time to interrupt? 98 00:05:10,745 --> 00:05:13,965 Since you've already interrupted me, I think it's the best possible time to interrupt. 99 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:16,707 Good. I want to introduce you to someone. 100 00:05:16,794 --> 00:05:19,144 - Who? - Before I tell you his name, 101 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:22,670 I want you to understand that he is, in fact, very well-educated, 102 00:05:22,757 --> 00:05:24,324 with several advanced degrees. 103 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:25,934 Why does he look like that? 104 00:05:26,021 --> 00:05:28,632 Because he's "the Science Dude." 105 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:30,765 Professor Bunsen Jude, the Science Dude? 106 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:33,115 I don't know what that means. 107 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:36,814 Uh, he's got his own kids' science show... 108 00:05:36,901 --> 00:05:39,687 on TV about science-- The Science Dude. 109 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:43,560 As I am no longer a child, I don't really watch those. 110 00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:47,216 Dr. Brennan, I am Professor Bunsen Jude, the Science Dude. 111 00:05:47,303 --> 00:05:50,915 I'm very happy to meet you. I hope we can be friends. 112 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,961 Nice to meet you, Dude. 113 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:54,919 Amazing. 114 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:58,358 The professor has a proposition for you. 115 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:01,752 Ah, yes. I would like to shoot a special episode of my show... 116 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:07,018 here in your lab, with you as my very special science guest. 117 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:10,021 No. 118 00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:13,677 Dr. Brennan, this would be very good for the Jeffersonian. 119 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:17,333 The Jeffersonian is over a century and a half old. 120 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:20,554 I doubt my appearance on a mere children's show will have much effect. 121 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:23,557 Dr. Brennan, my show is not "mere." 122 00:06:23,644 --> 00:06:25,776 Do you have any idea how many children... 123 00:06:25,863 --> 00:06:27,909 I have introduced to the world of science? 124 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:28,953 No. 125 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,999 Oh. Millions and millions. 126 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:33,175 I am a serious scientist. 127 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:38,006 I hold degrees in astrophysics, anatomy, chemistry and economics. 128 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:41,096 Children are not rigorous when it comes to empirical inquiry. 129 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:43,751 They mostly enjoy bad smells and loud noises. 130 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:45,666 Well, who doesn't like that? 131 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:51,280 [ Sighs ][ Sighs ] 132 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:53,717 I'm sorry, Professor.All right. Wait, wait. What-- 133 00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:55,458 How about I prove myself to you? 134 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:01,116 I'll assist you in this case. If I'm useful, then you do my show. 135 00:07:01,203 --> 00:07:04,511 Dr. Brennan, you could use a second pair of eyes. We happen to be squintern-free. 136 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:07,557 There you go. I will be your squintern. 137 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:10,386 All right. 138 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:12,997 Ha, ha! 139 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:14,695 Okay. 140 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:17,175 Amazing! 141 00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:19,308 What do you observe? 142 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:20,744 Ah. 143 00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:26,184 Uh-oh. Well, uh-- 144 00:07:26,271 --> 00:07:28,578 This is a cut-off head, 145 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:31,059 those are hands, and that there's his hair. 146 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:32,887 Perhaps I should have specified... 147 00:07:32,974 --> 00:07:35,019 that you tell me something pertinent. 148 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:40,764 [ Sighs, Groans ] 149 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:46,770 May I? 150 00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:48,424 Oh, God. 151 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:56,432 Okay. 152 00:07:58,129 --> 00:08:01,393 As you can see from the deltoid appearance, 153 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,657 this tells us this is not head hair. 154 00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:05,920 Oh, God. You mean it's-- 155 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:09,097 What? From-- No, no. No. That would really be a lot. 156 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:12,840 I think it's-it's head hair, but it's not from the top of the head. 157 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:15,103 It's from his, uh, chin and cheeks. 158 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:16,713 Dude is correct. 159 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,498 A beard. That's better than-- 160 00:08:19,977 --> 00:08:23,372 [ Panting, Groans ] 161 00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:25,374 It's all right to vomit, Dude. 162 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:29,204 When science gets icky, it's all right to be si-- [ Vomiting ] 163 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:32,555 [ Vomiting Continues ] 164 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:40,520 Wow. Mean-looking. 165 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:43,392 What's really scary, though, is that there's somebody out there even worse... 166 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:45,873 who cut off his head and hands. 167 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,223 One little detail-- this hair. 168 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:50,442 Not from his head. It's his beard. 169 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,532 Ah. No problemo. 170 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:57,885 Okay. Voilà. 171 00:08:57,972 --> 00:08:59,800 Okay. 172 00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:02,542 Well, let's get this to Booth, 173 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:04,500 see if anyone's missing this guy. 174 00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:14,292 [ Chattering ] 175 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,295 Mr. Gering?Yeah. 176 00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:19,776 Greg Gering, Gering Bail Bonds. 177 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,517 Yeah, right. Yeah. Look at that. 178 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:22,997 I recognize you from all those billboards... 179 00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:25,042 I see all over the place, yeah. 180 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:27,175 My people tell me you can identify this missing person. 181 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:29,786 Yeah. This is Ray-- Ray Kaminski, 182 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,745 a.k.a. Wolf. 183 00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:34,617 Wolf? Ah. You guys put up bail for him? 184 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:36,706 No. Wolf is one of the good guys. 185 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:39,013 Or almost a good guy. He's a skip tracer. 186 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,667 Bounty hunter. 187 00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:42,582 Fully licensed, very experienced. 188 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:45,062 One of my best. You sure he's dead? 189 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:47,064 Oh, yeah. 190 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:51,068 Hard to believe somebody got the drop on the Wolf. 191 00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:54,202 Uh, was he after anyone in particular?Yep. 192 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:57,248 Nutcase named Charles Braverman, 193 00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:59,381 indicted for the murder of a coworker. 194 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:00,817 Here. 195 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:04,038 Jammed a mechanical pencil through the guy's eye... 196 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,693 for singing show tunes at his desk. 197 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:08,608 Guy looks like an accountant. 198 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,740 He's 5'7", only 142 pounds. 199 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,916 Charles Manson was 5'2". 200 00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:15,310 Jeffrey Dahmer couldn't bench-press his own weight. 201 00:10:15,397 --> 00:10:17,312 You've been in this business as long as I have, 202 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:20,837 you come to judge how dangerous a man is by the size of his bail. 203 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:23,144 How much?Million bucks. 204 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:25,712 [ Whistles ]That's why I sent my best guy after him. 205 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:26,843 The Wolf. 206 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,804 Well, thanks for these. 207 00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:33,023 Those are for you. 208 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,243 You can maybe hand them out to everybody you arrest. 209 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,201 Why would I do that? 210 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:39,900 Because I am the picture of cooperation. 211 00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:42,163 Provided you with a murder suspect. 212 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,602 [ Door Closes ] 213 00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:50,301 [ Beeping ] 214 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:51,738 Excuse me. Dr. Hodgins? 215 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,174 Yeah? 216 00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:54,871 Whoa! 217 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:58,701 Professor Bunsen Jude, the Science Dude? 218 00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:01,095 Hey, man, it is an honor to meet you. 219 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,836 Thank you. Dr. Brennan sent me to-- 220 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:05,055 Observe, analyze-- 221 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:07,231 [ Together ] Deduce. 222 00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:11,105 No offense, Dr. Hodgins, but you're a little older than my usual viewers. 223 00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:13,934 When I was in college, we used to have this drinking game. 224 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:17,415 Every time you said the word "amazing," we'd-- 225 00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:23,639 Well, anyway, I'm very familiar with your work. 226 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,467 I'm pitching in to help Dr. Brennan. 227 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,817 She sent me to see if you found anything out from the beard. 228 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:30,777 [ Exhales ] 229 00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,909 Yucky.Yeah. 230 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:35,869 So, observe. 231 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:39,307 Insects, various mineral particulates, mucus. 232 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,788 Bugs, dirt, snot. 233 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,311 Is that blood? 234 00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:44,486 Analyze. 235 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,534 It's barbecue sauce. 236 00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:53,103 More specifically, a vinegar-and-tomato-based sauce... 237 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,192 most commonly found in western Virginia. 238 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,412 You're thinking you can trace his location... 239 00:11:57,499 --> 00:12:00,502 before he passed away from the clues in his beard. 240 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:03,244 Yes, I do. Deduce! 241 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,028 Amazing! 242 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,125 [ Coughs ] 243 00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:17,258 [ Booth ] Listen, why don't you want to do a kids' show? 244 00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:19,434 It's a waste of my time.It's a science show. 245 00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:21,044 Kids' science. 246 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,090 Parker loves that show. He's always watching it. 247 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:24,831 He's always shouting out that slogan-- 248 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:27,572 "Ready, aim, fire!" 249 00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:30,532 "Observe, analyze, deduce." 250 00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:33,187 The whole point with the kids' show is that you have an opportunity... 251 00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:36,277 to, you know, brainwash a bunch of normal kids into geeks, you know? 252 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,061 Future squints. 253 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:41,064 I'd be more likely to scare them away.What? 254 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:43,806 People should stick to their strengths. 255 00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:46,983 Well, you know, people should expand. 256 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:50,204 I mean, expansion is good. They should grow. You believe in evolution, right? 257 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:53,207 If I didn't, I'd have to believe that early humans coexisted with dinosaurs. 258 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,252 To believe that, I'd have to be dimwitted. 259 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:59,822 Ah, cavemen fought the Tyrannosaurus rex. That's a fact. 260 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:02,042 I can't tell if you're joking.[ Cell Phone Rings ] 261 00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:03,478 I hope you are. 262 00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,829 Oh, it's Angela. Hello? 263 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,614 Hodgins and that Dr. Amazing-- 264 00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:12,835 Uh, Angela means Science Dude. Yeah, they ran an analysis... 265 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,837 on the contents of the victim's beard. 266 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,534 The beard? Why the beard? 267 00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,623 [ Groans ] It was full of stuff. 268 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,930 "Stuff"?Could you be more specific? 269 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:24,847 Okay. Well, there were needles from the red spruce, 270 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:29,156 which means that he was at an altitude higher than 4,300 feet. 271 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:33,377 And the leg from a rare bug called the emerald ash borer. 272 00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:34,944 How rare is that? 273 00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:37,686 Rare enough that, when it's combined with altitude... 274 00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:40,428 and a not-so-secret barbecue sauce... 275 00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:43,344 made by Ollie's B-B-Q in western Virginia, 276 00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:47,261 you're left with a half-mile stretch off the 250 highway... 277 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:50,177 where the victim had to be shortly before being killed. 278 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:54,094 That's very good work, Angela. Thank you.[ Beeps ] 279 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,922 Yeah. 280 00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:59,229 You're going to need Tutti for this one.Tutti? 281 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:03,190 If there's a dead body out here, Tutti will find it. 282 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,279 Maybe Tutti's gotten smart, right, and realized it's best... 283 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,759 just to avoid dead body smell altogether. 284 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,023 I mean, this body could be in bits, right? 285 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,373 [ Booth ] Could be. All we found were the head and the hands. 286 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:14,984 Somebody trying to make it harder to identify the victim?Uh-huh. 287 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,943 Yeah. That's--[ Chuckles ] 288 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,119 [ Sighs ] Okay. 289 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,512 [ Whimpers ]So, 290 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,123 that's it for Tutti? 291 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:25,821 - That's all she got? - No. That's how Tutti indicates. 292 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:29,781 You dig there, you'll find human body parts, or my name isn't Maggie Maggregor. 293 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:33,176 Now who's lying down where those murder body parts are parked, huh? 294 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:34,656 Who's lying down?[ Groans ] 295 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,353 Maybe you can get her to dig too? 296 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:43,795 [ Shutter Clicking ][ People Chattering ] 297 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,060 Headless, handless. 298 00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:50,106 Right stage of decomposition. I'd say you found the rest of our victim. 299 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,195 Yeah, more bones for Bones to work on. 300 00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,763 [ Caroline ] Excuse me. What in God's name... 301 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,679 are you people planting up here at this time of year? 302 00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,594 What are you doin' here? 303 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,901 These agents are surveilling a cabin just over there... 304 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,164 and reported suspicious activity. 305 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:07,819 A moldering dead body counts as suspicious. 306 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,997 These are most likely the remains of a bounty hunter named Ray Kaminski. 307 00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,868 Bounty hunter? 308 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:16,524 By any chance, was he in pursuit of a fugitive named Charles Braverman? 309 00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,569 Yeah. He's out on bail for murder. 310 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,789 Looks like the bounty hunter chased Braverman out to his cabin, 311 00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:22,356 and Braverman took him out. 312 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,314 It gets worse. 313 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:27,448 Braverman's wife was slated to be a material witness against her husband. 314 00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,798 - "Was"? - She's gone missing. 315 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,887 That's why we put that place under surveillance. 316 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,715 Too late, it appears. 317 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:36,196 Maybe there are two bodies out here. 318 00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:39,634 No, I scoured this whole area with Tutti-- you know, the cadaver dog. 319 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:42,550 Well, all we can do is hope that Molly Braverman is out there somewhere, 320 00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,813 hiding from her homicidal maniac husband. 321 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,120 I'll find her for you.Ah, chéri. 322 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:48,948 I love it when you sing that song. 323 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,862 - [ Chuckles ] - [ Chuckles ] 324 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,951 Phew. 325 00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:00,960 All right, everyone, are we wearing our masks and gloves? 326 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,874 Health and safety first. 327 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:08,706 Really? That's how you roll? All right. 328 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:17,715 Human remains-- rotted. 329 00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:20,980 The medical term that describes the condition of this flesh is? 330 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,590 Anybody? Anybody? Yes? 331 00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:24,722 Uh, it's... "gooey." 332 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,464 Good. That's not exactly what I was looking for. 333 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:30,119 Decomposed due to autolysis. 334 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:34,950 The destruction of cells as a result of an aseptic chemical process. 335 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,909 Amazing! But you had me at "decomposed." 336 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,521 Okay. Okay. Ask something else. 337 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,914 I'd like to know how this person died. 338 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:47,658 Dr. Saroyan is the boss. We must always respect our superiors. 339 00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,878 And our mom and dad. That's why I tell kids... 340 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:54,535 to ask first before removing simple household items when doing an experiment. 341 00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,015 [ Clears Throat ] 342 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,843 Cause of death. All right. Well, let's-- 343 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:04,806 And... there it is. 344 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,373 The cause of death. 345 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,287 [ Gasps ] 346 00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,334 Just like that?Yes. 347 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,684 Bowing inward fracture. 348 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:17,601 Fracture lines indicating high-velocity trauma, most likely a gunshot. 349 00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,995 You'd throw it to a cartoon now, right? To explain velocity? 350 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,128 Captain Speedy falling off the cliff, 351 00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:26,045 explaining velocity is the rate of change of displacement with time. 352 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,047 I love Captain Speedy! 353 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,919 The trajectory is a straight shot to the heart-- fatal. 354 00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:33,704 Which is sad... but amazing. 355 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,403 Amazing. 356 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,929 [ Sweets ] So Braverman and Molly were high school sweethearts. 357 00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,540 - No reports of spousal abuse. - So? 358 00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:46,413 He was considered a martinet at the workplace-- control freak. 359 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,850 Not at home? 360 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:53,376 More likely, Molly successfully subjugated her own personality and desires to her husband. 361 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,683 Then why did she agree to testify against him? 362 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,859 A chance to be free.Free? [ Scoffs ] 363 00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:00,253 - She's free now. - Yeah, but she won't be on her own. 364 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,342 I mean, she's not prepared to cope. 365 00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:05,823 Okay. So we're looking for someone who took her in-- a friend or a family member? 366 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,999 No. She won't have any friends. Braverman wouldn't have allowed it. 367 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,523 - Sweets. - Yeah. 368 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:12,352 Not by herself, not with a friend. Then what's left? 369 00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,049 Surrogates. 370 00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,747 People who have babies for other people?No, no, no. 371 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:20,708 Someone that she comes into contact with in a formal way, like... an employee. 372 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,884 Oh, right. Or like a housekeeper... 373 00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,147 or a tax adviser or personal trainer? 374 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:28,324 Yes, exactly. Look for someone that she overcompensates... 375 00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,718 or, uh, utilizes more often than she needs to. 376 00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:41,772 [ Beeps ]Dude, Dr. Saroyan tells me that you determined cause of death. 377 00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:44,166 Keen observation and careful thought are traits... 378 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:47,561 that are as valuable as kindness, understanding and compassion. 379 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:50,390 Much more valuable actually. 380 00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:54,959 Well, I try to promote all the traits which make for a good citizen. 381 00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:02,141 I agree that substantial damage has been done to this rib. 382 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:05,666 Do you have an explanation for the fact that the two sides of the rib fail to match? 383 00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:08,756 I missed something?The two sides of the fracture. 384 00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:12,281 There's a gap of at least seven millimeters which is unaccounted for. 385 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:16,329 I missed it entirely, but there's no shame in making a mistake. 386 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,244 If you're a child. 387 00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:21,377 But here that kind of carelessness could lead to a murderer escaping. 388 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:25,555 And as the old adage goes, if at first you don't succeed, 389 00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:30,430 you pick yourself up and, ignoring all the doomsayers and mopey-dopes, 390 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:33,607 you try again. 391 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,393 [ Exclaims Softly ] 392 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,787 Amazing. 393 00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:44,357 Now the only component that's evading us is a bullet that caused this injury. 394 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:47,403 No. That is not the only component evading us. 395 00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:51,886 What have we got? 396 00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,496 I've asked Angela to create... 397 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,150 a reenactment of the victim's death. 398 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,805 I'm just inputting the data now. 399 00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:59,546 [ Typing ] 400 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,722 Professor Jude turned out to be quite impressive, didn't he? 401 00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,376 If you're six years old. 402 00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,639 A kind mind is a fine mind. 403 00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:07,293 It just-- That stuff gets into your head and-- 404 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,819 Go, Angela.As you can see, 405 00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:15,083 the victim was struck in the left fourth rib... 406 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,041 with a blow that was powerful enough... 407 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:20,654 not only to fracture the rib, but also dislodge a portion of the bone. 408 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,917 Dude found a fragment of the rib. 409 00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:26,225 My theory is that the fragment was propelled forward... 410 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:29,271 and shot into the heart, thus killing him. 411 00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:33,232 So, he wasn't killed by a bullet, but by a piece of his own rib? 412 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,669 - There's no indication of the weapon being a bullet. - What did the rib damage? 413 00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:38,759 I hate to be the one to suggest this, but this might be... 414 00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:43,285 the perfect time for Hodgins and the Science Dude to join forces. 415 00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:46,332 Bring merriment to your experiment. 416 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:52,425 I just made that one up myself. 417 00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:58,431 Molly Braverman saw her hairdresser twice a week. 418 00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:00,215 That's a lot. 419 00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,261 That's exactly what Sweets said we should look for. 420 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,132 We talked to the hairdresser, and get this-- 421 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:06,787 Molly asked if she could stay at the hairdresser's house for a few days. 422 00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:09,180 You don't seem pleased.Ah, you know, 423 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,923 well, the hairdresser said I was the second F.B.I. agent who called. 424 00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:15,883 So, you know, I checked in with Caroline, and nobody else followed the hairdresser lead. 425 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:18,277 Wh-- Braverman? 426 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,279 That's exactly what I thought, but it was a woman who called. 427 00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:29,853 Yes? 428 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,942 F.B.I. 429 00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:33,727 [ Locks Clicking ] 430 00:21:35,468 --> 00:21:37,121 F.B.I. Special Agent Seeley Booth. 431 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,472 This here is Dr. Temperance Brennan from the Jeffersonian. 432 00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:40,995 Can we talk to you for a minute?I'm sorry. 433 00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:43,084 This isn't a good time. 434 00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:45,129 Mrs. Braverman, we have reason to believe that you're in danger. 435 00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:47,654 Your husband may have discovered where you are and-- 436 00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:49,786 What is it? Something wrong? 437 00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:52,180 Booth, It's Braverman. 438 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,314 Stay inside and lock the door. 439 00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:57,751 Hey, hey! Hey! 440 00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:02,321 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! Watch it! Can't you see I'm running? 441 00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:04,061 - [ Horn Honking ] - [ Cabbie ] Are you kiddin' me, lady? 442 00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:13,027 - Whoa, ho-oh! - [ Gunshots ] 443 00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:15,290 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stay down, Bones. Stay down. 444 00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:23,603 [ Gun Clatters ] 445 00:22:24,604 --> 00:22:25,909 [ Woman Grunts ] 446 00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:29,522 Booth, she's got a shotgun. 447 00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:30,914 [ Groaning ]Bones! 448 00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:32,176 Hey! 449 00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:35,528 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, easy. 450 00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,404 [ Groans ] 451 00:22:46,887 --> 00:22:48,715 [ Horn Honks ] 452 00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:55,156 Thanks a lot, idiot! You just cost me 200 grand. 453 00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:58,377 200 gra-- Oh, great, just what I need-- another damn bounty hunter. 454 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,994 Come on, we're in your castle. We're all on the same side. 455 00:23:07,081 --> 00:23:09,388 How about losing these stupid bracelets?On the same side? 456 00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:11,520 You assaulted a federal agent. 457 00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:14,349 He didn't identify himself as such. Besides, he's a big boy. 458 00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,786 It's not like he can't handle a love tap or two. 459 00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:19,876 A wanted fugitive escaped because of your interference, so have a seat. 460 00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:22,270 Look, let me go, and I'll get Braverman back for you. 461 00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:26,405 If Braverman hurts or kills anyone else... 462 00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:29,756 because you prevented his arrest, I'll charge you as an accessory. 463 00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:32,889 I'm sorry, but I've been chasing this guy for 17 days now. 464 00:23:32,976 --> 00:23:36,371 It's the thrill of the chase, right? You know what I mean. 465 00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,768 Come on. 466 00:23:41,855 --> 00:23:44,031 Wow, you're actually letting me go. 467 00:23:44,118 --> 00:23:46,381 Well, thrill of the chase. You get it, right? 468 00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:48,514 Get out of here before I change my mind. 469 00:23:50,777 --> 00:23:52,474 What'd you do that for? 470 00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:55,390 Double the pressure on Braverman. I don't care who gets him first. 471 00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:57,914 I hate it when you're all adult and sensible. 472 00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,525 Give me a little bile and revenge. 473 00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:01,222 That's what I appreciate in a man. 474 00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:03,093 What? 475 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:11,928 Human ribs can withstand approximately 400 pounds of force... 476 00:24:12,015 --> 00:24:13,321 before breaking. 477 00:24:13,408 --> 00:24:15,758 Now, ribs 1 through 3 are the hardest, 478 00:24:15,845 --> 00:24:19,022 with 4 through 9 getting progressively weaker. 479 00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:23,549 Our victim was a large man with big muscles and dense bones. 480 00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:27,335 I never thought of using paint stir sticks in place of ribs. 481 00:24:27,422 --> 00:24:31,470 Many common household items mimic the properties of human body parts, 482 00:24:31,557 --> 00:24:34,255 like cantaloupe melons or pudding. 483 00:24:34,342 --> 00:24:35,822 I'm not gonna ask about the pudding. 484 00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:40,435 Start slowly and work our way up? 485 00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:45,658 Professor. 486 00:24:46,876 --> 00:24:48,443 Thank you. 487 00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,274 Ready? 488 00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:55,102 [ Hodgins ] Captain Speedy would say... 489 00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:57,365 the speed would give us velocity and force. 490 00:25:05,852 --> 00:25:07,506 Wow.[ Beeps ] 491 00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:12,336 It's 56 miles per hour, which is 25.3 meters per second. 492 00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:15,252 That's not enough.All right. 493 00:25:15,339 --> 00:25:18,560 Ooh. How about a slingshot with a golf ball? 494 00:25:23,957 --> 00:25:24,871 Ready? 495 00:25:28,701 --> 00:25:29,832 [ Hodgins ] Wow! 496 00:25:29,919 --> 00:25:31,660 Ribs are really tough. 497 00:25:31,747 --> 00:25:34,358 101 miles per hour, or-- 498 00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:36,404 45.15 meters per second. 499 00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:40,582 - Give or take. - Science is fun. 500 00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:41,931 Yeah! 501 00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:44,325 But we do have a responsibility to the truth. 502 00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:45,979 Yeah.And the truth is, 503 00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:49,939 whatever hit this big, tough man's ribs made a piece fly off. 504 00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:52,855 Should we step this thing up a magnitude or two? 505 00:25:54,378 --> 00:25:56,467 Amazing! 506 00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:02,561 Sweets-- Oh. Hey, how are you? Listen, I need your help. 507 00:26:02,648 --> 00:26:04,824 - I'm in a session. - No, no, no, no. 508 00:26:04,911 --> 00:26:07,696 Listen, I'm dealing with a dangerous fugitive here. You understand, don't you? 509 00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:10,220 I need your brain to help me figure out what his next move's gonna be. 510 00:26:10,307 --> 00:26:12,919 No, no, no, no. I still got 20 minutes left here, then I'm all yours. 511 00:26:13,006 --> 00:26:15,530 Oh, ho! No, no, no! Twenty minutes is not gonna work, all right? 512 00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,880 Two minutes. Not a second more. 513 00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:19,534 Listen, whatever your problem is, trust me, 514 00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,580 Sweets here can fix it in two minutes. 515 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,843 Two minutes. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. 516 00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:28,021 Okay. 517 00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:33,026 Well, deciding to change genders is a monumental decision in and of itself. 518 00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:35,506 So why don't we take the weekend to reflect on that, 519 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:38,248 and then we'll f-figure out what the next steps will be. 520 00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:40,033 Sound good? 521 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:42,035 Yeah. Yeah. 522 00:26:45,038 --> 00:26:47,127 [ Door Opens ][ Angela ] Hey. 523 00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:49,738 You have to go on the Dude's kiddie show. 524 00:26:49,825 --> 00:26:51,435 No, I don't. 525 00:26:53,568 --> 00:26:55,004 Why? 526 00:26:55,091 --> 00:26:58,268 Because it's the dream of every kid in this country... 527 00:26:58,355 --> 00:27:00,706 who likes science even a little bit. 528 00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:03,709 Well, I'm not a kid. I'm a fully grown adult. 529 00:27:03,796 --> 00:27:06,189 Okay. Then do it for your inner child. 530 00:27:06,276 --> 00:27:08,496 If you're referring to a fetus, 531 00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:10,629 I, unlike you, am not currently pregnant. 532 00:27:12,065 --> 00:27:14,458 Sweetie, you go on this show, 533 00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:17,636 and millions of little girls are going to look at you... 534 00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:21,683 and say to themselves, "I can be like her." 535 00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:27,080 A scientist or an astronaut or a brain surgeon-- blah-de-blah. 536 00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:29,299 You know, shoot for the stars-- all that. 537 00:27:29,386 --> 00:27:33,521 Even with the "blah-de-blah," it seems very important to you. 538 00:27:33,608 --> 00:27:35,697 Yeah. 539 00:27:35,784 --> 00:27:39,005 If I have a daughter, I'm going to name her Temperance. 540 00:27:40,484 --> 00:27:42,051 You are? 541 00:27:43,487 --> 00:27:45,272 I mean, we won't call her that. It's awful. 542 00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,013 Maybe it'll be her middle name. 543 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:49,668 But... I want her to love you. 544 00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:51,626 You love me. 545 00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:53,715 Yes. 546 00:27:53,802 --> 00:27:57,763 But not everyone is as willing to look as hard for your inner child as I am. 547 00:27:57,850 --> 00:28:00,156 And this kid is half Hodgins, remember? 548 00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:06,597 Listen, if the Science Dude makes it all the way through this case, 549 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:11,167 helpful or not, I think that you should cut him a break and go on his show. 550 00:28:12,821 --> 00:28:14,736 Yeah. And I lost you. 551 00:28:14,823 --> 00:28:17,391 No. No, you haven't. I am an excellent multitasker. 552 00:28:17,478 --> 00:28:19,349 I need the Dude. 553 00:28:19,436 --> 00:28:22,570 Oh. Okay. 554 00:28:22,657 --> 00:28:24,224 Dude! 555 00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:26,052 [ Crashing ]Dude! 556 00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:28,402 [ Clattering ][ Jude ] Coming! I'm coming! 557 00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:29,490 Yeah? 558 00:28:29,577 --> 00:28:31,144 You are on. 559 00:28:31,231 --> 00:28:32,711 [ Whispers ] Dazzle. 560 00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:35,017 Dude, what do you see here? 561 00:28:35,104 --> 00:28:37,541 Ribs. Broken ribs. 562 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,109 Could you be more specific? 563 00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:43,504 Okay. 564 00:28:43,591 --> 00:28:47,726 This is a magnification of the fourth left rib-- so it's big-- 565 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:52,034 and our eyes can see things that are usually too tiny for the human eye. 566 00:28:52,121 --> 00:28:56,038 And right... here, 567 00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:58,345 where it's a little bumpy and weird, 568 00:28:58,432 --> 00:29:00,129 that's where the bone started to heal. 569 00:29:00,216 --> 00:29:02,653 Remodeling?Yes, which means... 570 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,395 this rib was broken before this man was killed. 571 00:29:05,482 --> 00:29:07,310 Amazing! 572 00:29:07,397 --> 00:29:11,010 This injury occurred perhaps a week before the victim was killed. 573 00:29:11,097 --> 00:29:14,840 Whatever made him die was not the same thing that broke his rib. 574 00:29:14,927 --> 00:29:17,886 There were two injuries: one that broke off a piece of the rib-- 575 00:29:17,973 --> 00:29:20,106 And another approximately a week later... 576 00:29:20,193 --> 00:29:22,935 which propelled the bone into his heart and killed him dead. 577 00:29:23,022 --> 00:29:25,589 Well, "killed him dead" is redundant. 578 00:29:25,676 --> 00:29:28,462 But it's clear. And what do we say about clarity? 579 00:29:28,549 --> 00:29:32,509 "It's a barbarity that clarity is a rarity." 580 00:29:33,423 --> 00:29:34,773 That's very true. 581 00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:42,737 [ Booth ] Okay, what am I looking at here? 582 00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:45,174 You know that myth where some Good Samaritan... 583 00:29:45,261 --> 00:29:47,655 anonymously sends in evidence that cracks the case? 584 00:29:47,742 --> 00:29:49,657 That never happens.It happened. 585 00:29:49,744 --> 00:29:51,659 - That's the victim, isn't it? - [ Booth ] Yeah. 586 00:29:51,746 --> 00:29:54,488 He's playing pool with his boss, the bail bondsman. So what? 587 00:29:54,575 --> 00:29:55,619 Here we go. 588 00:29:58,231 --> 00:30:00,320 Slight disagreement between gentlemen. 589 00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:02,496 Does he really think that wig is fooling anyone? 590 00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:05,238 - He's terminal. - What? 591 00:30:05,325 --> 00:30:07,849 Cancer. The diagnosis isn't good. 592 00:30:10,025 --> 00:30:11,331 [ Booth ] Oh, wow! 593 00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:13,724 Okay, at least we know how he cracked his rib. 594 00:30:16,205 --> 00:30:19,078 - Gotta give the little guy credit for guts. - Someone thinks he's gonna die, 595 00:30:19,165 --> 00:30:21,558 he takes risks he might otherwise avoid. 596 00:30:21,645 --> 00:30:24,910 Yeah. Or he just goes crazy. 597 00:30:31,655 --> 00:30:34,267 The Wolf cheated. He called the wrong shot. 598 00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:36,922 There was money at stake. I did what I had to do. 599 00:30:37,009 --> 00:30:39,141 Yeah, so you cracked him in the ribs? 600 00:30:39,228 --> 00:30:42,492 I protested in a vigorous fashion.[ Scoffs ] 601 00:30:42,579 --> 00:30:44,494 We put it behind us. 602 00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:46,757 I didn't track him down and kill him later. 603 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,934 Maybe he wasn't so forgiving. 604 00:30:49,021 --> 00:30:53,677 Maybe he felt embarrassed that an old man in a bad wig made him look like a fool. 605 00:30:53,764 --> 00:30:57,725 - Right. So he comes after you. - You protest again, even more vigorously-- 606 00:30:57,812 --> 00:30:59,814 by which I mean you chop off his head. 607 00:30:59,901 --> 00:31:02,861 Look! You people-- 608 00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:05,994 Guys like me and the Wolf, we're not lawyers. 609 00:31:06,081 --> 00:31:08,170 We don't talk things through. 610 00:31:08,257 --> 00:31:11,304 The Wolf once took a shot at me because I complimented his mother... 611 00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:13,480 in a way he didn't appreciate. 612 00:31:13,567 --> 00:31:16,048 Guys like you, you get older, you get weak, maybe you overcompensate? 613 00:31:16,135 --> 00:31:18,528 I'm still kickin'. Thanks, sonny. 614 00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:21,270 You're wearing that wig because of chemotherapy. 615 00:31:21,357 --> 00:31:23,490 You are going to die, sir, within the next year. 616 00:31:31,237 --> 00:31:34,327 Doctor says more like six months. 617 00:31:34,414 --> 00:31:38,157 And it's none of your business, but I believe in God, 618 00:31:38,244 --> 00:31:41,421 and I would like to make a good impression when I stand before him. 619 00:31:41,508 --> 00:31:43,989 Make up for what, about a hundred assault convictions? 620 00:31:44,076 --> 00:31:46,992 Assault in the course of my chosen profession. 621 00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:49,951 No aggravated assault, no killing anybody. 622 00:31:51,344 --> 00:31:53,737 If I were you, I'd be asking... 623 00:31:53,824 --> 00:31:57,480 why Janet LeBlanc sent you that security tape. 624 00:31:57,567 --> 00:31:59,178 Oh, what? The other bounty hunter? 625 00:31:59,265 --> 00:32:01,136 She's the only one who would benefit. 626 00:32:01,223 --> 00:32:04,574 Why would one of your own bounty hunters want to incriminate you? 627 00:32:04,661 --> 00:32:09,275 Because she wants you wasting your time on me while she finds Braverman. 628 00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:11,016 Mission accomplished. 629 00:32:11,103 --> 00:32:13,279 - You're being pretty damn helpful. Isn't he? - Mm-hmm. 630 00:32:13,366 --> 00:32:15,368 If you get to Braverman first, 631 00:32:15,455 --> 00:32:18,197 I don't have to pay out 200 large. 632 00:32:20,503 --> 00:32:23,898 Which is why I'll play this for you. 633 00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:26,161 [ Woman ] Charlie, tell me where you are, and I'll come right away. 634 00:32:26,248 --> 00:32:28,076 Is that Molly Braverman? 635 00:32:28,163 --> 00:32:30,949 No, I promise. The F.B.I. had no idea I was hiding you. 636 00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:32,907 [ Clicks Off ] 637 00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:35,997 What'd you do, duplicate the SIM card on her cell? 638 00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:38,043 No need. They got an app for that. 639 00:32:39,435 --> 00:32:41,350 Give me that. [ Sighs ] 640 00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:43,352 [ Sighs ] 641 00:32:43,439 --> 00:32:45,050 [ Sighs ] 642 00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:48,227 I can meet you at the corner of 21st and Scott in 30 minutes. 643 00:32:48,314 --> 00:32:50,446 Okay, that recording was made an hour and a half ago. 644 00:32:50,533 --> 00:32:53,710 I contacted the officers who were assigned to protect Molly, and she's already gone. 645 00:32:53,797 --> 00:32:56,887 What kind of woman runs away with a man whom she knows to be a murderer? 646 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,064 I should have known. 647 00:32:59,151 --> 00:33:01,588 She's so used to being controlled, she can't live without it. 648 00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:04,983 I don't care about why. The question is where. Where are they? 649 00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:08,638 Right here. Okay, the intersection where they planned to meet is right here. 650 00:33:08,725 --> 00:33:10,423 Now, if Molly was driving-- 651 00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:12,816 No, no, no. He would have taken over once they got together. 652 00:33:12,903 --> 00:33:15,254 - How could you possibly know that? - Well, since she's willing... 653 00:33:15,341 --> 00:33:17,647 to accept the fact that her husband killed a man, 654 00:33:17,734 --> 00:33:20,607 it suggests that she's a submissive and compliant woman. 655 00:33:20,694 --> 00:33:22,217 So, where do you think they'll go? 656 00:33:22,304 --> 00:33:24,611 Okay, this is ludicrous. Sweets can't possibly know that. 657 00:33:24,698 --> 00:33:26,874 Actually, I can. 658 00:33:26,961 --> 00:33:30,399 What I'm doing here, it's no less precise than profiling a suspect. 659 00:33:30,486 --> 00:33:32,532 See, this meeting place is not random. 660 00:33:32,619 --> 00:33:34,664 It's right off the 66 interstate. 661 00:33:34,751 --> 00:33:38,016 From here, Braverman will head west. 662 00:33:38,103 --> 00:33:40,105 [ Scoffs ] Now you're psychic? 663 00:33:40,192 --> 00:33:43,021 Eighty-seven percent of all people escaping head west. 664 00:33:43,108 --> 00:33:46,241 I know. It's one of those bizarre psychological truths. 665 00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:49,418 It's like, uh, circling clockwise when you're staking out a house. 666 00:33:49,505 --> 00:33:51,725 Even the Dude would call that pseudoscience. 667 00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:54,467 Credit card records show past reservations at campgrounds... 668 00:33:54,554 --> 00:33:56,904 at Walker State Park and Fremont State Park. 669 00:33:56,991 --> 00:33:59,385 Yeah. They would want a familiar place where they feel secure. 670 00:33:59,472 --> 00:34:02,257 Both west of here, by the way. Just-- 671 00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:06,305 Okay, well, then the fastest route here is between the 66 and 81. 672 00:34:06,392 --> 00:34:09,047 I'll buy it, especially since we don't have anything else. 673 00:34:09,134 --> 00:34:11,745 - He won't make it to the 81. - Now who's psychic? 674 00:34:11,832 --> 00:34:14,748 When Braverman rolled off the car, he landed flat-footed. 675 00:34:14,835 --> 00:34:17,359 From that height, and the speed he was going, 676 00:34:17,446 --> 00:34:20,667 he must have dislocated his femoral head from his acetabular. 677 00:34:20,754 --> 00:34:22,495 No, it couldn't be that bad. He's been running ever since. 678 00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:25,280 Once he's in the car and immobile, 679 00:34:25,367 --> 00:34:28,196 his adrenaline will wear off, and the pain will become unbearable. 680 00:34:28,283 --> 00:34:30,546 He'll need drugs and medical care. 681 00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:33,897 - You don't think he'd be stupid enough to go to a hospital? - He won't have a choice. 682 00:34:33,984 --> 00:34:36,683 I'll contact all the hospitals and the urgent care facilities along the route. 683 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,773 Nothing? You've found nothing? 684 00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:41,601 We have tried everything we could think of. 685 00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:43,951 The problem is, projectiles either bounce off the rib, 686 00:34:44,038 --> 00:34:46,171 crack it or fragment it into several pieces. 687 00:34:46,258 --> 00:34:48,477 But nothing knocked out one small fragment? 688 00:34:48,564 --> 00:34:50,740 It's like I told the Science Dude, we need something... 689 00:34:50,827 --> 00:34:53,091 that strikes at more than 40 meters per second... 690 00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:54,962 but less than 70 meters per second. 691 00:34:55,049 --> 00:34:57,312 Which translates to? 692 00:34:57,399 --> 00:35:01,403 Faster than a golf ball hit with a 3-iron, but slower than a rubber bullet. 693 00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:02,665 [ Sighs ] 694 00:35:04,493 --> 00:35:05,755 Oh, good Lord. 695 00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:10,630 I think I'm onto something. 696 00:35:10,717 --> 00:35:12,893 Whoa! You made a bazooka! 697 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:15,504 If you mean potato bazooka, then yes. 698 00:35:15,591 --> 00:35:19,247 P.V.C. tube. Commercial hair spray as an accelerant. 699 00:35:19,334 --> 00:35:21,206 Hold and load. 700 00:35:21,293 --> 00:35:22,990 Man. 701 00:35:23,077 --> 00:35:25,819 I haven't shot a potato gun since I was a kid. 702 00:35:25,906 --> 00:35:28,256 Is this in any way safe? 703 00:35:28,343 --> 00:35:32,086 Strictly 18 and over, so I am completely out of my comfort zone. 704 00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:35,568 Okay. Loaded... and ready. Professor. 705 00:35:35,655 --> 00:35:37,483 Thank you. 706 00:35:42,879 --> 00:35:44,751 Spuds away! 707 00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:52,411 - [ Gun Beeps ] - [ Hodgins ] Wow. 708 00:35:52,498 --> 00:35:54,543 140 miles per hour. 709 00:35:54,630 --> 00:35:57,677 So that's 62.5 meters per second-- give or take. 710 00:35:58,982 --> 00:36:00,201 Let's check the playback on that. 711 00:36:09,558 --> 00:36:11,691 Eureka! 712 00:36:11,778 --> 00:36:14,476 I see that your results are congruent with what happened, 713 00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:18,045 but are we really saying that our victim was killed by a potato gun? 714 00:36:21,309 --> 00:36:24,094 [ Cell Phone Rings ] 715 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:27,010 Oh, it's Hodgins. Hey, Hodgins, you got a weapon for us? 716 00:36:27,097 --> 00:36:28,838 It's a potato gun. 717 00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:30,971 Did you get that thesis from the Dude? 718 00:36:31,058 --> 00:36:33,539 That would be correct. 719 00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:36,803 - Okay, murder by vegetable? - Well, not literally. 720 00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:39,458 Murder by something that approximates the speed, 721 00:36:39,545 --> 00:36:41,895 force and velocity of a potato. 722 00:36:41,982 --> 00:36:45,899 A blunt, malleable projectile moving at a relatively slow speed. 723 00:36:45,986 --> 00:36:47,901 That is very good work. 724 00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:50,382 Ah, but good enough that you will agree to appear on my show? 725 00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:53,254 Yes. 726 00:36:53,341 --> 00:36:55,561 [ Cell Phone Rings ] 727 00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:57,650 Oh, excuse us.I got it, I got it. 728 00:36:57,737 --> 00:36:59,739 Yeah, it's Booth. This is Agent Clansnick. 729 00:36:59,826 --> 00:37:02,829 McArthur Hospital off the 66 just reported a couple, 730 00:37:02,916 --> 00:37:05,919 male and female-- male with a dislocated leg. 731 00:37:06,006 --> 00:37:08,400 Were they carrying any potatoes? Excuse me? 732 00:37:08,487 --> 00:37:10,706 No, we're eight miles out. We're on our way. 733 00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:23,023 [ Child Crying ] 734 00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:26,592 What do you want to do?Well, what I want to do, I'm gonna find a doctor... 735 00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:29,116 who'll find him and pump him with enough morphine to stun an elephant. 736 00:37:29,203 --> 00:37:30,944 [ Brennan ] Well, physicians can't do that. 737 00:37:31,031 --> 00:37:33,076 It's against the Hippocratic oath. "First, do no harm." 738 00:37:33,163 --> 00:37:35,383 [ Booth ] Right. I'm just saying. 739 00:37:35,470 --> 00:37:37,777 She followed us.Hey! Janet. 740 00:37:40,954 --> 00:37:42,999 - [ Pounding On Door ] - Ja-Ja-Janet! 741 00:37:43,086 --> 00:37:44,958 Janet! Ja-- 742 00:37:45,045 --> 00:37:47,177 Braverman's mine, G-man. 743 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:49,528 It's gonna be okay? [ Murmurs ] 744 00:37:51,443 --> 00:37:52,879 There's another way around. This way.[ Booth ] Okay. 745 00:37:57,753 --> 00:38:00,234 - Pretty hard to find. - Look. There. 746 00:38:03,411 --> 00:38:04,891 Okay, let's go. Come on. 747 00:38:08,895 --> 00:38:11,158 I'm gonna go back the other way. 748 00:38:20,428 --> 00:38:21,734 All right. Run, Charles. I got her! 749 00:38:23,257 --> 00:38:24,693 [ Grunts ]Get out of my way. 750 00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:26,173 Janet! 751 00:38:33,659 --> 00:38:36,270 [ Grunts ] 752 00:38:38,751 --> 00:38:40,840 [ Murmurs ] 753 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,278 - [ Shotgun Cocks ] - No, wait! 754 00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:48,282 - Drop the weapon. - Relax, G-man. 755 00:38:48,369 --> 00:38:51,111 He's fine. It's only a beanbag gun. 756 00:38:51,198 --> 00:38:53,243 Drop it now. 757 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:55,637 I got the guy. 758 00:38:55,724 --> 00:38:57,465 Bounty is mine. 759 00:38:57,552 --> 00:38:59,337 On your knees. Now! 760 00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:00,642 He's officially mine. 761 00:39:02,557 --> 00:39:03,689 Booth. 762 00:39:03,776 --> 00:39:05,473 Bones, you okay? Where's Molly? 763 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:09,651 She's incapacitated. Most likely for the next six to eight hours. 764 00:39:09,738 --> 00:39:12,175 Hey, Bones, do you think that a potato gun... 765 00:39:12,262 --> 00:39:16,136 and a beanbag gun could generate the same Fig Newtons per square inch? 766 00:39:16,223 --> 00:39:17,964 It's just "newtons," Booth. 767 00:39:21,184 --> 00:39:24,100 Yes, I-I think they could be very similar. Why? 768 00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:29,541 The bounty hunter killed the Wolf? 769 00:39:29,628 --> 00:39:32,370 They're both after Braverman at the same time in the woods near his cabin. 770 00:39:32,457 --> 00:39:34,502 So she just takes him out for the 200-grand bounty. 771 00:39:34,589 --> 00:39:36,243 [ Brennan ] Well, it was an accident. 772 00:39:36,330 --> 00:39:39,072 The rib fragment broke off in the fight at the pool hall. 773 00:39:39,159 --> 00:39:41,814 You had no idea that your beanbag gun would kill him. 774 00:39:41,901 --> 00:39:43,642 Bones, what are you, a defense lawyer now?[ Handcuffs Click ] 775 00:39:43,729 --> 00:39:46,079 Well, a kind mind is a fine mind. 776 00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:49,038 She cut off his head. That wasn't an accident. 777 00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:51,650 I have no rebuttal to that statement. 778 00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:53,086 Right. Let's go. 779 00:40:13,106 --> 00:40:15,238 [ Children Murmuring ] 780 00:40:15,325 --> 00:40:17,893 I am so nervous. Anyone else nervous? You nervous? I'm nervous. 781 00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:20,679 What if she starts explaining human dissection to these kids? 782 00:40:20,766 --> 00:40:22,115 ♪♪ [ Theme, Upbeat ][ Booth ] That's gonna be a problem. 783 00:40:22,202 --> 00:40:25,335 [ Cheering ] 784 00:40:27,555 --> 00:40:29,557 [ Screaming ] 785 00:40:29,644 --> 00:40:32,734 What is the code of the scientist? 786 00:40:32,821 --> 00:40:37,173 Observe, analyze, deduce! 787 00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:40,438 Wow. These are not normal, fun children. 788 00:40:40,525 --> 00:40:43,919 Kids, I want you to meet a very special friend. 789 00:40:44,006 --> 00:40:46,444 In fact, this is her lab. Isn't it amazing? 790 00:40:46,531 --> 00:40:49,403 [ Children ] It's amazing! 791 00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:52,014 She's a forensic anthropologist. 792 00:40:52,101 --> 00:40:55,322 And what she does is amazing! 793 00:40:55,409 --> 00:40:57,106 She looks at old bones. 794 00:40:57,193 --> 00:40:59,631 She figures out how people lived, what they were like, 795 00:40:59,718 --> 00:41:01,328 even how they died. 796 00:41:01,415 --> 00:41:03,896 She's amazing-- like magic. 797 00:41:03,983 --> 00:41:06,464 She's amazing! 798 00:41:06,551 --> 00:41:09,031 But it's not magic. It's-- 799 00:41:09,118 --> 00:41:11,251 [ With Children ] Science! 800 00:41:11,338 --> 00:41:13,514 Her name is Dr. Temperance Brennan. 801 00:41:13,601 --> 00:41:16,604 But she's better known as the Bone Lady. 802 00:41:16,691 --> 00:41:19,259 - ♪♪ [ Theme ] - [ Cheering ] 803 00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:22,392 [ Whooping ] 804 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,351 [ Whooping Continues ] 805 00:41:24,438 --> 00:41:26,484 [ Whoops ] 806 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,663 Dr. Brennan, would you like to lead us... 807 00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:33,665 in our scientists' oath? 808 00:41:33,752 --> 00:41:37,146 [ Brennan ] I most certainly would, Science Dude. 809 00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:39,497 We see big stars. 810 00:41:39,584 --> 00:41:42,282 Tiny atoms too. 811 00:41:42,369 --> 00:41:45,067 [ All ] Because that is what scientists do. 812 00:41:45,154 --> 00:41:49,028 We get the facts and say what's true. 813 00:41:49,115 --> 00:41:52,510 [ All ] Because that is what scientists do. 814 00:41:52,597 --> 00:41:56,818 We use our minds, embrace what's new. 815 00:41:56,905 --> 00:42:00,169 [ All ] Because that is what scientists do. 816 00:42:00,256 --> 00:42:01,954 Thank you, Dr. Brennan. 817 00:42:02,041 --> 00:42:04,391 No. Thank you. 818 00:42:04,478 --> 00:42:06,872 - ♪♪ [ Theme ] - [ Cheering ] 819 00:42:06,959 --> 00:42:08,569 [ Whoops ] 820 00:42:08,656 --> 00:42:12,312 [ All Cheering, Applauding ] 821 00:42:18,710 --> 00:42:20,755 [ Cheering Continues ] 822 00:43:01,013 --> 00:43:02,231 What's that mean?